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UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Master-Evil

Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Riding a swimming moose Any question on who the greatest US President in history is?


TAGS: teddy roosevelt
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:32 pm
Teddy F*in Roosevelt if only a man half as great would come along and fix this f***ed up mess we're in.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 2:39 am
I don't see the big deal....It's a Manitoban water taxi, So what?
Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:18 pm
Creator of the World's first national park. Perhaps this is part of the reason why.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:31 pm
Awesome, and argument settled. 5 lions for you and like 50 for TR. BULLY!
CANADA - November 23, 2009, 2:47 pm
he would get my vote
Airman - November 23, 2009, 2:43 pm
yes
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 2:41 pm
Is this some sort of me***hor for US-Canada relations?
KDP3 - November 23, 2009, 1:11 pm
Carter?


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


Gated Community -


TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm

sweet.


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dragonfyre

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


life's little lessons -


TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


Got Any Plans -


TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache


Haunted -


TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


Marie Curie -


TAGS: marie radiance spelling corrected
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickDahlmier - March 18, 2016, 12:10 am
She always could lighten-up a room...!
spacedog - February 16, 2016, 8:46 pm
Good one Swampfox.
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:19 am
Nice take on a classic joke, Swampy! LUV IT!!!!!!
GaryO - February 13, 2016, 9:02 pm
she did have an aura about her
lgvernon - February 13, 2016, 6:31 pm

She had that certain glow...
Rick69 - February 13, 2016, 6:07 pm
This shouldn't be as funny as I found it...
Reality Lord - February 13, 2016, 4:40 pm

deja vu?


30% OF WOMEN - Should stay in the Kitchen. deleted deleted


TAGS: deleted
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Tim

George - June 20, 2009, 11:57 am
Though 44% of women cheat. if ya say guys cheat more, well guys are 46%. so here goes the statistics..
oz - May 11, 2009, 2:14 pm
30% of women should do as we tell them :D
Trocki - April 2, 2009, 1:20 pm
30% of women killed are the 10% of women who get caught cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. This is just a guess, of course.
kryton - March 25, 2009, 4:51 pm
30 % of women can't spell at all or get the percent sign right
Migdalah - February 27, 2009, 5:39 pm
Look, all I'm gonna say is this: How many of those murders took place in the kitchen? I'm going to guess it's a very low percentage. Take the hint, ladies.
murderblade - January 5, 2009, 4:51 am
70% of women don't have to be told a third time


DAVID BOWIE -


TAGS: humor david bowie disappointed
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:48 pm

DB was Bill Kalutz before Bill was Bill


TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902


TAGS: teddy bear annie tibbers
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Flurren

lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:28 pm

Jack Daniels, up.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:02 am
I Have Captain Morgan To Keep The Monsters Away !


GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


ADHD -


TAGS: ocelot distracted humor
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:37 pm

Thank you, RL!~
Reality Lord - January 23, 2012, 1:32 pm

lolz...cute :)


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...


TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes


YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm
King size sheets are the worse!


COOKING AVOIDANCE -


TAGS: melted cutting board humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 12:05 pm

LOL!~
krazyivanthedivine - March 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
I ought to try this.


A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -




FAMILY - The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.




HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


NOVEL ALARM CLOCK - Give someone a few feet and they jump right on it!




TED NUGENT - “What is the last thought a deer has before you shoot him?” “What am I going to eat, who will I screw and can I run fast enough to get away”. They are very much like the French.




NURSE -




ELEVENTH HOUR -


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


BLISS -




THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED - Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in Portland Oregon


TAGS: marilyn monroe adolf hitler located
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

forseti - February 18, 2012, 7:42 am
uuuhhhh... where's SOPA?!? I copied this picture first!!!!111 :D 115746
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:22 pm
Sadly Gaz, I cannot give your comment 5L
GaryO - February 16, 2012, 4:20 pm
Yup. Just down the street. Boy that ol’ Addie, quite the stories, and really knows his way around a Barbecue! Norma, not so much, but a real looker…just keeps starin’


DECEPTION -


TAGS: designated decoy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by house

eskippy - April 1, 2012, 8:58 am
LOL i'm form QLD and that is so true.
Bolverk37782 - June 15, 2011, 6:35 am
And who says the Australians have no brains! Well done our antipodean cousins!


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


COMPLICATION... -


TAGS: complicated life born string attach
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:16 pm
I don't know about the number of strings but thanks everyone... Honestly did not expect such a response... Cheers, once again :)
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yep. Boys have 1 more string than girls do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Two strings?
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:03 am
Yes!!! Very nice. And some of us with 2 strings.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2012, 7:26 am
Well played!
Budog - April 26, 2012, 4:37 am
Thinking outside the box, or should I say uterus... 5L
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 10:51 pm
OOOOOH, yeah. 5ure ‘nough
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 9:01 pm
F***ing brilliant Ricky... 5L


Unappreciated -


TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: murphys law restated
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Sean

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2009, 10:59 pm
Awesome! 5 lions and a small goat for the lions to snack on, and 5 large diet cokes, 5 pieces of pie, and five lion sized napkins.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
I have an Arch-Enemy on here that 1s every poster I do. I try not to get too wrapped up in it. I said I try.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
He always wanted twin a**holes
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
*surgery (?)
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
Ooooh, voter #8 just 1'ed it. I hope his gender re-assignment surgury echos the very sentiment expressed by this poster!
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:16 pm
If there is a fiveer-five that is more of a five than this five I have seen it.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
Christ he/she missed one...his mommy must have called


ADOPTED? -




PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by jalford

Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
crappiest


GIRLS -


TAGS: ted bundy hubris day
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2010, 10:51 pm

this is awesome....5l's...how do i steal it?...lol
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
*Bob
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
Bib Sagat! ROR! O well about the vote, thanks for the info Rerun.
rerun - July 19, 2010, 7:04 pm

I thought is was the "Full House" guy at 1st
rerun - July 19, 2010, 7:04 pm

The person who low voted this has about 25 votes today, all over the board. Seems like it is a legit vote based on their opinion
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:58 pm
Yea that is what im thinking too. I noticed half the one on the front page got smashed. O well at least some 13 year old somewhere got a kick outta it. Bastards really just need to stick to pokemon and tostinos already.
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 6:53 pm
I think a bomber went thru the first few, till he quit or got nailed. Rerun are you swinging the hammer?
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:47 pm
Thanks space. Someone obviously didn't find it that humorous. I know it is bad when i can laugh at it every time i see it.
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 6:39 pm
5L you dark humored bastard.


3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.


TAGS: young motifaker rejected
Rating: 5/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's


a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


SICK TWISTED WORLD -


TAGS: cow sick twisted world sh**tyz
Rating: 4.53/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty


THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




365 FOOLS -




BACKHANDED COMPLEMENTS - Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.


TAGS: insulted horse sarah parker
Rating: 4.53/5

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Verdeckt - January 27, 2012, 10:05 pm
This would make a nice complement to a compliment poster.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:18 am
A 7 headed monster that looks like a horse. Or was it 6? The end is neigh! Oh, 5 hands for you.
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:12 pm
God forbid if Sarah Jessica Parker had married Lionel Ritchie & had produced progeny. It would have been the seventh sign of the apocalypse. 5


MORDOR -


TAGS: mordor challenge accepted fapping
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands


AIRMAN -


TAGS: happy belated birthday buddy
Rating: 5/5

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SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:38 am
Not nice to say "as young as they come". When you're that old, you can't.
M0rd3kaI - March 21, 2012, 12:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Excellent Cranky XD 5L
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:13 am
LOL... bastard


I WISH HAVING GAS WAS MY PROBLEM. -


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm
Nice.


I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.


THE RAT PACK - They invented cool ...


TAGS: rat pack they invented cool
Rating: 4.6/5

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Budog - September 8, 2011, 1:52 pm
The mystique has kind of worn off since the 1960's though. Now it is more like a desert Disneyland...
Airman - September 8, 2011, 12:17 pm
yes, but Bugsy Siegal took it in another direction thank god
Budog - September 8, 2011, 8:07 am
Did everyone know that Las Vegas was originally settled by Mormons?
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 7:35 am
More of thi5


BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will.




REGRET - Regretting wasted time only adds to it.


TAGS: regret wasted time
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - November 29, 2011, 6:55 am

excellent, would be great at moti-twist


SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.




HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.




RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


DEMONS -




Pic Unrelated -


TAGS: unrelated
Rating: 1.44/5

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NREEEOW - February 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
I see Courtney Love is looking a bit better


ALL ALONE -




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This


TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

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lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!


ADDICTIONS - I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.


TAGS: addicted to you calendar
Rating: 4.06/5

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rerun - February 26, 2012, 11:36 am

please post to motitwist as well
gas - February 26, 2012, 1:49 am
:)


I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Now that's all I have left.




SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




UNEMPLOYMENT -




FORGIVENESS -




DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed


TAGS: dave busted broke screwed
Rating: 4.03/5

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le0001 - January 9, 2014, 1:23 pm
You're* Hehe lol!!
ian136 - August 20, 2012, 4:46 pm
llllllolololololollolololololo THATS SO LOL f***IN FUNNY
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:34 am
Meh both title and description could be better 0.0
Budog - June 10, 2011, 7:36 pm
LMAO !!!
Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 6:53 pm
Dear Nikki, my GF has a nice size bank account, but thanks anyway...she says "hi" back.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
You think maybe this kinda thing was why Dave couldn't keep it in his ... naw, now were just blaming the victim here.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
Yes, yes I was. I even lost a little sleep over it and felt deeply disappointed in Nikki, wot with her setting such a poor example fer them kids.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:46 am
"Dear Nikki, it's YOU'RE"... Come on, I'm not the only one thinking it...
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:54 am
LOL... awe5ome


STUPID REDNECKS - Every family has at least one ...




EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.


TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 2.22/5

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BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to f***ing die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.


FANBOY SPOTTED - shall I take the shot?




~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.


TAGS: evil children attack distracted rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

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king - September 2, 2008, 7:34 am
Kicking you in your balls with their tiny feet since 1622
kids. - August 26, 2008, 5:07 am
they want your brains!!!!!


TEMPTED -


TAGS: tempted go hell ask
Rating: 4.47/5

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NOOBS - This is the button moderators use to reject your Motifakes.




GORILLAZ - Only cartoon characters can rock this hard!




BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.


TAGS: bret michaels old untalented ho*** douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this a**hole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is ***y and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half a**ed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




ELBOWS - I'm pretty sure they shouldn't bend that way


TAGS: olypics disolcated elbow beijing pain
Rating: 2.57/5

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DrunkenDave101 - August 24, 2009, 10:05 am
Guess what, its cringe o'clock


FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

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Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


LITTLE JOHNNY -




ENGAGED -




EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...




Things have Escalated -


TAGS: chemical weapons mace mailman escalated
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 4:59 pm
5 LOLs
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 6:49 pm

Fantastic graphic!! 5LLLLLs from both my dogs!~
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 5:44 pm
5Luv it!


CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am
5L here too.


CHALLENGE -


TAGS: challenge fate accepted mariand
Rating: 4/5

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Budog - February 16, 2012, 2:31 pm
I hear you GaryO but the fun factor outweighs the risks. JMHO...
GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Yeah, I too have a Wrangler Tough to keep rubber side down sometimes……


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